We all Love Zombies, and we ALL wish that we might one day have the oppurtunity to fight zombies.
But we also ALL know, that; that day....... might never come.
SO, the next best thing....is Dreaming about it, really realistic dreams where you're
fighting to survive side by side with either strangers or friends.
I anxiously await my zombie dreams and I usually have one or two a month at the most.
My Zombie dreams are usually SO COOL that I wish everyone could see me in action in them, but they can't, and untill I learn the art of Lucid Dreaming so I can drag certain people in to these battles with me, I'll just have to tell you about them.
So the last few I remember are
I was at my Parents house and my friends were over, same friends from High School that used to be over all the time, but we were all grown up like now (well sorta.....should grownups have zombie dreams ??) anyways,
The zombie's had surrounded my house so I ran up to the Master Bedroom with my friend Taradon Shrishipan (Shrishy for short) and we decided to throw down some Molotov Cocktails on them. But my parents don't have much Hard Alcohol, or Gas....so we had to throw down their Self-Bottled Wine.
Problem with Wine is, It aint very flammabe, if at all.
So we ended up just burning the zombies in small degrees so that it smelled like burning rotted flesh, but they just kept on coming.
The dream I had last night was pretty weird....
I was at like a Play/Party in someones backyard, and a bunch of us wanted to smoke some pot but we didn't want anyone to see us. So we went down a path to the creek from the backyard.
So we were standing around trying to start a session, like 5 of us, when we noticed we were standing on a very large grate, like a sewer grate that went down real deep.
Then some little kid from out of nowhere told us,
" That's where they put the dead who won't stay dead"
and I was like,
" Sweet ! Zombies, open that shit up "
Then I noticed these Candle mounts, like mounted to the sides of this hole under the great, and they were mounted all the way down, and the candles just started to light themselves.
The little boy said,
" they're coming"
SO, we all ran back to the party and everyone started rallying together getting weapons ready and warning everyone, but I was on my cellphone, I was trying to send my Best Friend Ryan a text message. I remember it said,
"~ _DUDE, it's finally happening, the Dead are on their way, come help fight, bring an axe !!!!_~"
Then someone yelled
" Hey LARRY, get off the phone and Help us !!!"
and I said
" Hold on, I'm calling my Friend, he's REALLY good at fighting zombies"
But then that friend of mine called and woke me up.
I was still half asleep and I said,
" hey Dude, I was just calling you, we were gonna fight zombies together !!!"
Then I cursed him for waking me up from such an awesome pending dream.
Guess I'll have to wait a few more weeks for another one.
Zombie dreams are just so great......
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cigarettes go with everything...
bo barry
banana
fanna
fo farry
me mi mo marry
LARRY!
hannah
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NAKED Lunch -- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.
~William S. Burroughs
«Boognishes. We build smiles.»
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- Junkyard Willie's parody song of Mr. Brownstone from Guns 'n' Roses
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